this is a story about Santa Claus, not because it is almost Christmas, but
because he's got a beard (sorry, but thats just the best i can come up
with).Our story begins as Santa is flying above the houses of little
children.
"Ughghhuughhh, those darn cigars.. UUuughghuuggh.. i gotta keep of those
fully blunts.And why do i have to pull this damn sled my self?.Just because
it ain't raining, shouldn't mean my rain-deer can't be here.Damn you rain-
deer, damn Bitcher, Crotcher, Spitter and all the rest of you damn
animals!"
As you might have noticed, Santa is pretty fed up with the life he's living