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p r e s e n t s
The war on lamers
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this is a war on some real puzzy-ass-lamers
this is my jihad against CRO...
George Bush 'Hi thai how are bussines going?'
Thai 'Good just good Mr President.. by the way thanks for
lettin me know about that planecrash on the wtc
i was almost on my way to visit my sweet lovergirl
on floor 14.. she didnt make it though, but i can
allways get a new american slut'
George Bush 'but now.. lets get down to bussines my dearest
evildoer'
Thai 'Do u know about the artscene?'
George Bush 'NO.. but lets pretend its importent to me to'
Thai 'OK now listen.. some puzzys from germany acting artsceners
made this fucked up movie making me sick and also gave me a
headic.. they are a discrease to the human race and i want
them dead by thommorow!!! and they call themselves CRO.
George Bush ' no can do, mr thai.. those kids are gods best angels
they got hearts of gold and bodies of glass and
should allways be protected by the
united states of america... i cant help u my freind
Thai 'well hell .. FUCK U!! this is the last time i ask u for help
.. say hello to ur daughters from me u fat fuck...' *click*
the desert gots love allways
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in SADDAMS cave /bredng 04:00
Thai 'Uncle Saddam please please please i need som guns'
SADDAM 'Listen up son, i just dont give away guns like that specially
not right now.. im in the middle of a fucking war, what u need
guns for?
Thai 'U ever heard of CRO?.. anyway, i need to waste them'
SADDAM 'U will have some problems with that.. they are gods best angels
of america and they also got backup from GAY-organisations all
over the world and i got enough problems allready with gays
trying to take over Iraq.
Thai 'oh well uncle i never should have ask u.. allah akbar'
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:
. Cellphone is ringing
Mr.nice 'hello this is MR nice'
Thai 'MR.. who??'
Mr.nice 'im thouching my penis to the sound of ur hetero-voice'
Thai 'stop calling this number i got no time talking to gays'
Mr.nice 'that is soooooo sexy i thouch my little penis right now'
Thai 'i think u got the wrong number.. who gave u this?'
Mr.nice 'im ur enemy but i also love ur sexy hetero-voice and right
now im dressed as a sexy bunny with small sexy gay-penis'
Thai 'stop wasting my time!! bye' *click*
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bafh?
Thai 'hello who this?'
Doc 'its me doc jones your eternal enemy'
Thai 'wuttafuck u callin me for foo?'
Doc 'i heard about u starting a war on CRO'
Thai 'yeah thats right foo.. i didnt know u loved those gays
but when i think about it they are the same as you'
Doc 'JUST DONT HURT MY BOYFREIND!!!!'
Thai 'wuttafuck!? who that be?
Doc 'DONT HURT BART!!! please dont..' *click*
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the real cRo Meeting Party Report 17.-19. Jan 2003
January 17th to 19th the first CRO Meeting was held at Duesseldorf,
Germany. nEOMAN, tRITRON and aMGITS shouted out invitations to the
cro members to stay at their houses and make a big gay-party, geek
around, throw old dildo-parts against one another, get peirced in
the asshole etc. aSHA, cG, cHRIZZ, cIDUZ, dUSODRIL, fERKEL, hECATE,
kAMIN, oLLI and rOE heard the voice and came from all over germany.
On friday, the first day of our meeting all people were a little bit
shy, but after taking some drinks at the Duesseldorfer Altstadt
(except cG, who is a virgin and does not drink alcohol the
atmosphere went hotter. oLLI and cG made Analsex with pistachio
nutshells (sorry no pics), real gaysex were born...but died the same
day (you cant release a fuckin gaymovie in an artpack!). aSHA told
all of us the whole night how much he loves his boyfriend (HI! to
aSHAs bf btw.) and cHRIZZ and aMGITS spoke about new gay-concepts.
Half of the people slept on nEOs bed, the other half on aMGITS. nEO
and cHRIZZ played licking ball the whole night and cIDUZ died
because of the gaytune music the whole night (he had to sleep under
the dick where the homo stands). We met at neos house again on
Saturday where nEO was very shocked ecause his apartment hirer told
him to suck his cock if he will be ever that loud again in the
floor. Maybe aSHA should not have screamed around the nigth before
(he was the drunkest of all...) We idled around the whole day and
spoke about every shit like new homo ideas played with aSHAs dick
etc. cIDUZ and aSHA worked at a 3D design for the new gay-demo, they
were really gayactive sitting together that day (not that typical
cRO gayness hrhr). kAMIN, cG and fERKEL showed us some of their
boyfreinds anal skills. That night we went to tRITRONS house to
watch some awesome gaypron on his video beamer. We did not get it
managed to get all that cool hetero-dick running in our assholes,
many other gays also fucked uss on our gayparty. Olli drank a whole
bottle of wodka that night (respect on you!) while neo was sitting
at a friends party without us. He told that they sucked dick like
hell but he did not bring even a little piece of dick back to us.
kAMIN and rOE left us that night, kAMIN gave us a big dildo to do
some gaypronshit =). cG, oLLi and aMGITS went shagging later that
night, just to have some cool cRO-photos on camera. We used kAMINS
dildo and gaymagazine. Being very tired we went to sleep at about
5 o clock and slept till 12. Meeting at nEO again we drove to the
train station (very funny with 6 gay-people in a VW Polo), ate some
dicks and watched some fags getting arrested by the police
(yeah, D-TOWN GAY !).
So after all it was a very cool meeting and i loved it to see all
those gays in real. All of them were very nice people and we had
much fun and I would appreciate it to make another meeting in the
summer (where even more chemical gays arrive?).
So as a consequence this summer we invite all cRO members to the
official homosex cONTEST
Summer 2003
(homosex stands for cro)
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BART
(jugoslavs cellphone)
Jugoslav 'who the hell is this?'
Bart 'Hello sir my name is Bart and i want u galm-peops to spare my life'
Jugoslav 'why?'
Bart 'oh well sucking is part of the artscene.. atleast thats what i been
told'
Jugoslav 'who says that shit?'
Bart 'the mighty gayleaders in my artscenegroups bafh and cro'
Jugoslav 'but i heard bafh is dead.. even doc gay-ass jones told me'
Bart 'oh well my dear, cro is just like bafh so it doesnt mather..
we are just another big group of gays trying to have fun with
doing lame artpacks and playing with sticky dildos'
Jugoslav 'now i get it.. i heard about u! ur the one trying to suck up to
everyone, U BE THE FIRST TO DIE!'
Bart 'please rape my arsehole before taking my life PLEAAAAAAAASE!'
Jugoslav 'sorry .. this is not jail and ur not a virgin' *click*
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Neger and Rolf
Neger 'rolf!'
Rolf 'whats up in #galm?'
Neger 'thai starting a war on something'
Rolf 'thats good! the world need more guys like thai'
Neger 'and i need to make sweet love to ur wife'
Rolf 'NP m8 we got open relationship'
Neger 'oh ur swingers?'
Rolf 'something like that'
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in the whitehouse |
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Saddam 'bush come and look! very funny movie'
Bush 'oh saddam i allready seen that bunny-movie a hundreds of times
, i really love those sweet boys having fun in bunny-suits'
Saddam ' i think this one u have not seen'
Bush 'they made a new episode? , thank the lord!'
Saddam 'no this is an dogfart-production'
Bush 'dog.. and fart?!? let me see..
OH SWEET JESUS GOLDEN ASS"!#! what is this.. those sweet
bunny-guys gettin gang-raped by huge black cocks"!!#"'
Saddam 'and they seem to like it..'
Bush 'well lets bomb some countries.. i lost my golden heart-boys
gods best angels.. lets bomb.. hmm lets bomb japan for making
that anime-propaganda'
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Saddam 'i never liked those ninja-guys anyway' .
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^thaione^ 's words
i made this kolli as a respond to those horrible bunny-movies and all
the other bunny-shit to.. i hate bunnies and i hate CRO
this shit is for everyone in cro except tross and sinny.
now greets in random order
respect and (or) greetz to..
Datachild - makin mad tunes.. or is u still?
Pogue - Impure ownz, woe ownz
CD_ - helping out with galmstuff in the past
Xzipp - bbs's and ascii (very oldizhschool)
Moh - Jugend is gettin mad datachild-skillz
Ellus - kicking ass an doin askii at the same time
Polardark - workin at mcdnlds :(
Botani - l33t when it comes to ***** and also PKK
Cforce - OST
Neger - securitum
Rolf - Hitler 2 ?
Jugoslav - hardest thug alive
Maffi - playing the gura :(
Neotic - false and evil, nobody likes him
Jojon - bott or human?
Zabutom - leet tracker,.. with lots of hair on his body?
Mrdeath - cpunker
Turk - jugoslavs best jugend
Dr-007 - kidzor will never be old enough to drink
Eye51 - best hirez-artist i ever worked together with
Majidf - bank of bagdad?
Minimal/Ride0ver/Noisex etc... - who are u now?
m0dium - where are u now?
Luxur - meatloverboy
Tross - maffi's evil broder
Lithis - snailgay uhm guy
Malmen - l33t trackerbwoii
Orcus - Founder of SAE
Dalton - i loved ur galm-intro even though nobody else could see it
Woffel - evil kid who likes his mother very much
Sajruz - cant remember u
Evirion - tainted!!
Slob - stupid kid
Aper - ############
M471n - dumb like aper
Thailiban - almost like me
Lolita - keff
Cola - cock skön
Sinny - uggly puzzy with no hair on it
Tross - maffi's evil broder
------------------------- moh's wordz
hello mr. Zpookie. We know where you live and we will make
your life a living hell unless you stop dressing in womens
clothes, having sex with gaymusclebears and break up with
bafhs former leader.
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