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// yes its that magical time of the year when i commemorate being born..
// so here are some words from me...
/ firstly i know that lately the ascii scene has been flooded by lamers
releasing a collection every 15 minutes, and i know that i have done
a few collections in a very short space of time, i am not just doing
a logo and making a collection to spread it, this collection wasnt
even planned until a few hours ago, but i have been working hard for
the last few days and have managed to do a fair few logos which were
going to be for Chilli Sauce part 2, but i thought that since it is
my birthday, and i am sick, i may aswell do a birthday collection!
so here are some artworks,
it's not just a "more-of-the-same" collection, though some of the
logos are in much the same style, thats because they were requested
some weeks ago and i used the same style for them, but this colly
also includes some logos with a newer version of that style, and a
re-do of an old style, allowing me to do longer names ;) hehe.. i
hope that you enjoy this collection and that it tantalises your
taste buds for Chilli Sauce part 2, which should be quite a big fat
sexy ascii collection ;).
as for the ascii scene, things are looking pretty good these days,
i think that artcore is dead now, i think it died 24 hours before
it was voted august's #1 group in the roadhogz charts which is
kind of ironic. however most of the members from artcore can be
found in one of the 2 new ascii groups wHALE and (ONTRA, i am sure
that there will be no drop in the quality of ascii art! instead
it looks like the ascii scene is bigger, fatter, and better than
ever before! /
more words will be randomly inserted throughout the collection //
because i know how boring it is to read it all at once :) //
sit back, have fun and read countzero's BirthDay collection. //
/
as usual; diga diga doo diga doo doo, diga diga doo diga doo.
--- Hold it right there! Its time for some ADVERTISING! ---
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end of every line of the ascii packs you get?
Well why not download the latest rooTool by countzero/wL! (erm.. me ;)) ?
It's the answer to all your ascii-viewing needs! Its a new tool that will
actually reverse the roadhogging process! the words "road hogged" will no
longer be such a nightmare, instead you will thrive on them because it will
give you a chance to try out the newest of the rooTool range, this time
brought to you by wHALE.
So what are you waiting for? Leech WL!-DH10.LHA today!
--- More advertising! ---
thats right, the ultimate countzero-collection will be on the shelves of
your nearest software-distributer soon! yes yes! thats right, "CHILLI
SAUCE PART TWO" will soon become a reality, featuring:
* Vomiting sounds from some of the scenes most respected ascii artists!
* More strange recipies and food-realated ideas from u-man/wL! (see later
in this text for more information on u-man's horrible habbits!)
* Sounds effects depicting the infliction of serious injury!
* Much, much more!
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\__,(__\\__)|\__/, \__/\ \__,\__/\ /\__,\__/,\ /\__,`--.
------------> | ------------------------------------------- /__| <-2F
erm... you dont see a table of contents from me very often ;)
o1. Asylum o2. Brain Dead
o3. Black Hole #1 o4. Black Hole #2
o5. Black Hole #3 o6. Contra #1
o7. Contra #2 o8. Crux
o9. Deep Space Nine 1o. Endless Pain
11. Epsilon Design 12. Fatal #1
13. Fatal #2 14. Instant Pleasure
15. Lord Chaos 16. Primal Rage
17. Rave Land 18. Serpent Hill
19. Under Cover 2o. Whale #1
21. Whale #2
Pick of the week: RaveLand Lemon of the week: Fatal #1
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Yes! Its time for the first issue of U-Man's Kitchen!
Your substitue host tonight is Luke, better known as the silly countzero
of Whale (Recipes And New Cooking Ideas Division (R.A.N.C.I.D for short)).
Welcome everyone! U-Man couldnt be with us for this issue for a number of
reasons, the first of which is that he doesnt know that this segment
exists, or that it will be a regular segment in all future collections from
this one-year-older countzero. The other reason is that when he is in no
condition to appear in any cooking/recipe segments since his last
experiment which will be the feature of this week's edition of U-Man's
Kitchen.
Well, it was an early saturday morning in australia when i called up final
impact to see if i could catch Anders (U-Man) when he was home. I was
lucky enough to catch him on the board and soon the conversation went
voice. It was several minutes into the conversation when an intoxicated
Anders asked me to hold while he went to the kitchen to drink some milk.
To my great amusement, when he returned, coughing and choking, he managed
to tell me what his drunken idiocy had made him do, forcing me to laugh and
taunt him for several minutes.
So here is what he did, no doubt the secret to his ascii success! I know
you want to know! Okay okay, here is how to become a bigmightyasciigod
just like Anders.
Next time you go to the refridgerator for some milk, and you see your milk
carton with that blue stripe on it, think to yourself "no, none of that
non-ascii drink for me, its time i became a real artist!" and shun that
blue line! Reach out for the red-lined carton which is no doubt lurking in
the back of one of your shelves... thats right, pick up a carton of *CREAM*
and take a big long gulp! And remember to do it like Anders did, dont just
have a taste and then spit it out, swallow it! Yum yum!
Okay thats U-Mans kitchen for this week, next time i am sure that Anders
will have recovered and probably done another similar thing that he himself
can share with all you crazy lambs!
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Next issue will be written by the U-Man (I hope, i havent spoken to him
about this at all, this is all being written without his concent and is all
completely non-fictional!) and will appear in the much publicised CHILLI
SAUCE PART TWO!
***************************************************************************
@END_OF_TOM_FOOLERY
@THERE_WILL_BE_MORE.MARK_MY_WORDS!
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wL!: l_____/ l_____/ \______/ \______/ ·
Okay enough of that... now lets talk about Road Hogz, i think that its
time the road hogz say goodbye to the amiga scene, we dont want to see you
anymore. goodbye!
and did i mention to lookout for chilli sauce 2 ? no ? well do it.
: wHALE · wHALE . : :
- -+------------- ---+----------- ---------+------------------------------+-
¦ Done For.. ¦ Reading.. ¦ Optional Comment.. :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
¦ H2o/C! ¦ Rave Land ¦ Love your stuff! :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
· : : ·
_ _ _ _
___j \ _ ___j \ _ ___j \ _ ___j \ ___
_\_____\ \____\_____\ \____\ | \ \____\________///
_/ _ ______/ ____ \ | \ ______)__
:\\____\ ¬\____| \___ | \___ | \_ .
- +---- --\ __/---| __/-\ l __/-\ l __/---- -------+- -
¦ r\_____/¬ al______/¬ v\_______/¬ e\_______/¬ __ ¦
: _ _ _ _\/_:
\. ___. ___j \ _ ___j \ _ ___j \ _ \/\/:
\ _\ | ____ ___\_____\ \___\_____\ \____\_____\ \_ .
\\ _/ l/ \_ ____ \ | \ | \ :
¦\\ \\\____ | \____| \___| \___ | \_ ¦
-+-\------- ------\ l __/---| __/--| __/-\ l __/--+ -
: c0! · wL! l\_______/¬ al______/¬ nl______/¬ d\_______/¬ :
·
: wHALE · wHALE . : :
- -+------------- ---+----------- ---------+------------------------------+-
¦ Done For.. ¦ Reading.. ¦ Optional Comment.. :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
¦ Ezco ¦ Serpent Hill ¦ :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
· : : ·
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
.__j \ _.__j \__.__j \ _.__j \__.__j \__.__j \ _.__j \ _.
l ______l ____/l_ _ \ l _ l ____/l_____\ | \ |
l___ | ___)_| _ _j | | ___)_| | l___j |
| | | | | | | l | | | | | | |
| l | l | | | _____l l | | | | |
.--l___ l___ l__| l__l----l___ l__| |--l____l---.
+-----l____l--l____l--l____l----------l____l--l____l-----------+-----------.
¦ _ ¦ ¦
: ___| \ _ _______. ___. ___. .----' :
· _\ l \ \__\______|__\ | ____ ____\ | ____ ¦ .
: _/ ____ \ | l/ \_ l/ \_ : :
¦ \_____| \______l____ | \___ | \_ ¦ ¦
`-----------| __/---------\ l __/-\ l __/-+----------------'
c0!·wL! l_____/ \______/ \_______/ :
·
: wHALE · wHALE . : :
- -+------------- ---+----------- ---------+------------------------------+-
¦ Done For.. ¦ Reading.. ¦ Optional Comment.. :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
¦ CyberGod ¦ Under Cover ¦ :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
· : : ·
_ _ _ _ _
.__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _.
l | \¬l_____\¬l_____\¬l ____/l_____\¬|
| | | | | | | ___)_| __ _l
| | | | | | | | | | |
| l | | | l | l | | | .
: l___ l__| l___ l___ l__| | :
- +----l____l--l____l--l____l--l____l--l____l----------------------------+- -
¦ ¦
: :
: :
: :
: :
: :
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: :
: _ _ _ _ _ .
: .__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _.__j \ _. :
: l__. \¬l ___\¬| | \¬l ____/l_____\¬| :
\: | l____l | | | | ___)_| __ _l :
\ | | | | | | | | | | | .
\\ | l | l | l | l | | | :
¦\\ l___ l___ l___ l___ l__| | ¦
-+-\------------ ----------------l____l--l____l--l____l--l____l--l____l-+ -
: c0! wL! :
: wHALE · wHALE . : :
- -+------------- ---+----------- ---------+------------------------------+-
¦ Done For.. ¦ Reading.. ¦ Optional Comment.. :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
¦ Whale ¦ Whale #1 ¦ :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
· : : ·
.__ :__
__/\___: __/\___: __/\___¡ \_____/\___: __/\___¡ \_____
\/ \ ¡_____\/ \ ¡______\/ \___ \_/ \ ¡____\/ \__________/
_/ | ¬\_ ! ¬\_ ¯ \ | ¬\_ _______)_
\ /¯\ \_ _ \_ T \_ ! \_ ! ¬\_
\ _____T /__| /__| /____ /___ /
÷%\/÷%÷%!_______ /÷%÷!________ /÷%÷!_______ /÷%÷%!______ /÷%÷!_______ /%÷
c0!·wL! : \/ : \/ : \/ : \/ : \/
: wHALE · wHALE . : :
- -+------------- ---+----------- ---------+------------------------------+-
¦ Done For.. ¦ Reading.. ¦ Optional Comment.. :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
¦ Whale ¦ Whale #2 ¦ :
- +------- ---------+------ --------------+------------------------------+ -
· : : ·
_ _ _
___| \ _ ___| \ _ ___j \ _ ___. _________
_\ l \ \____\ l \ \___\_____\ \____\ | ____ ____\ ______/
_/ /¯\ \ ____ \ ____ \ l/ \_ _____)__ .
: \_____| \____| \___| \___ | \___ | \_ :
-+-------| __/---| __/--| __/-\ l __/-\ l __/-+
: c0! l_____/ l_____/ l_____/ \______/ \______/ :
. wL! ·
.
END OF ARTWORK (BUT THATS THE BORING BIT ANYWAY!)
More words:
Heres some more words from me, being typed a week after this collection
was finished and was supposed to be released, the at&t thingo died
unfortunately and i was too lazy to release this thing ;) but here it is.
So heres what i have to say since my last collection.
@TOPIC: PIONEER DESIGN
You suck, go away, thanks for trying.
@TOPIC: AUSTRALIAN ASCII
Great regards must go to all the guys who have pitched in and created a
great australian ascii scene, the latest contributers are Road Runna who
finally did a collection :) and Rasta. It seems to me that our current
list of active artists are: countzero (whale) dartagnan (whale) acid kid
(whale) psyche (devious designs) rasta (ultra sonix) road runna (devious
designs)
Thats not a bad tally, considering our quality in days passed, i am very
happy with the quality of the new stuff and i hope it keeps up!
@TOPIC: LAZY
I am lazy, i just sat down for a whole weekend to do some coding and only
did about 15 minutes work :)
@TOPIC: KRYPTONITE
Kryptonite... i probably dont need to comment on his style, if you have seen
it i doubt you would forget it. For the annoying words and childish
comments in his latest sack of shit i would like to send him this message:
grow up, you dont have a clue or a style.
So if you want to laugh at some shitty styles, always look for the
kryptonite label of un-original shit.
also 'worst group name: whale' - this seems ironic coming from someone
whose namesake is a green rock with an uncanny ability to hinder american
superheros.
@TOPIC: DE-HOGGER
Sad though the news is, people have been telling me that they cant make my
dehogger work :) it works 100% on my system and i am currently trying to
find out what the problem(s) is/are, please be patient :) its hard to
bugfix something that seems to work!
It will be fixed in notime flat :) i swear on my whale's honor.
@TOPIC: WHALE MEMBERSHIP
Just a quick note to all the guys who have asked to join our loopy young
outfit, we are not really looking for new members at the moment so unless
you are good at ascii *and* deeply disturbed in a way that amuses those
around you (i.e us) dont apply just now ;)
@TOPIC: FINAL IMPACT
Tradgedy - our WHQ is temporarily down, the situation will be rectified as
soon as possible, until it is contact us for joining/chatting/anythinging
on Midnite.
@TOPIC: SQL
If you have ever had to make your code interface with MSQL you know what i
am thinking ;)
@TOPIC: PASCAL
As above (more or less).
@TOPIC: BAH
Bah.
@TOPIC: BORING
I must apologise for the lack of earth-shattering reading matter in here
;) but good things come to those who wait.
Ascii respects go this time to these *quality* groups:
Arclite, Contra, Dezign, Epsilon Design, Offspring.
Ascii respects go to all the active and funloving artists out there.
Special regards go to the guys who were fastest to produce whale logos..
Desoto and Karma!
Thanks to the artists who were supreme enough to have their logos featured:
desoto/epsilon design, shapechanger/dezign, skin/dezign, karma/arclite x 2.
: . :
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ u-man ¦ please forgive me for sharing your misfortune with ¦
¦ ¦ the whole scene ;) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ manta ¦ nice whale logos mate! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ tango ¦ diga diga doo, diga doo doo. ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ stylez ¦ good luck with contra, countze... erm... stylez ;) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ juan ¦ hey mate, thanks for the kind words, catch ya on ¦
¦ ¦ yar board. ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ desoto ¦ nice logo ;) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ fatal ¦ still laughing at that joke (really ;)) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ fury ¦ practice up, meboy.. the day of warcraft is near! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ enzo ¦ erm.. your users are requestaholics ;) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ twister ¦ never around your poota? ;( ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ sal-1 ¦ back into ascii! do it! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ skize ¦ welcome! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ c-real ¦ go somewhere and die, as far from ascii as can be. ¦
¦ ¦ and i like your 'new' style.. whats it called? ¦
¦ ¦ 't0MMY'? ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ terminal s. ¦ fark, nice works boyo, did you get my req's? ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ shapechanger ¦ muhaha, thanks for the logos! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ dartagnan ¦ do a collection, slackster! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ kryptonite ¦ dont write about me in your collections, lamer. ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ nz ascii guys ¦ wow... putting in the ascii effort, keep it up! ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
¦ everyone else ¦ sorry, i forgot you, you arent important ;) ¦
- +---------------+ ---------------------------------------------------+- -
: · :
contact us on...
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\\__ / / ¬\_/ \_____ ¬\_\__________ ¬\_/ \_________ ¬\_ |
/ / / / / / ____/ / / \________/ |
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| /_______ /_______/ /_______ /_______/_______ //
`-------/_______/---> / / /_______/ / kRm/_______/
· / ·
·
cOUNTzERo · uMAn · mANTA · tANGO · aCID kID · sKIZE · DaRtAGnAn · lORD cHAOS
*fINAL_iMPACT.. wORLD_hQ! hOMEbASE_oF_uMAn!
mIDNITE.. aUSTRALIAN_hQ! hOMEbASE_oF_cOUNTzERo!
tHE_lAST_iNN.. sWEDISH_hQ! hOMEbASE_oF_mANTA!
13tH_hOUR.. uNITED_kINGDOM_hQ! hOMEbASE_oF_tANGo!
eXTREME_oVERLOAD dISTRIBUTION_sITE! sYSOP: sHAPERcHANGER/dEZIGN!
* = bACK_sOON!
signing off - counTzero aka Bruce aka Luke aka pagan@starvision.sv.net.au..
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