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THE MAN WITH THE ANGRY GIRLFRIEND IS BACK!
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| stezotehic gives you the 5th part of the animal collection named |
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|`-' | here we have a very weird animal called ostrich. it sounds |
|| | like german, I really prefer strutsi better, but I can't |
|| sTZ!| use that word. ok, ostrich reminds a little bit of giraff. |
___||___ | difference is that ostrich use only 2 leg for walking and |
/ ' \ | it has feathers'n'shit. ostrich does not live old. it dies |
( / \ )| about in the age of 2 years. you really should see the |
( /_______/ | growing part. fast, when ostrich is born, it is about 10cm |
(/ | | \ \ _|_ and after 10-15 days it is already 1 meter tall. likes to |
| | \ ( / ) listen bob marley and smoke some weed with good friends! |
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(¯¯=¯¯) original ostrich.
¯\ /¯ no nothing extra. butt naked.
|¯| just wondering what he is doing here,
| | can't figure it out. jeah, the another
| | difference between giraffe and ostrich is
__| |__ that ostrich is not a smart animal.
.·~ ,|_| ~·. it's the opposite of smart!
/ ¯¯ ¯¯ · molopää, dumbshit, onneton nykijä.
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· | _ | · they are stupid but still smart enough
\ | | / that they won't show their genitals
\'._\___/_.`/ or ass (like some of those weird ppl
.' | | | `. do, huh can't understand them! and they
| | | get pictures of it also! ohno..)
| | | so ostrich is way much smarter than
sTZ! | | | some people, scene people?
_| | | thank god I'm not one of them!
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here we have different ostrich. ,·-\__..__/-·,
this one thinks he is a human, I hope \ ,_ _, /
he don't show his ass all the time because `--) ;--'
thinking he is a human being. (______)
altho' he is the oldest of them all, | |
almost 2 years. so we have to start looking __| |__
a coffin for it. sad, but what can / _| |_ \
you do?! what can I do?! nothing.. .·¯~\ \| |/ /~¯·.
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human ostrich. jep, I bet he has a \_ \____/ _/.
beercan somewhere there. he is just / . (__) . _/.
hiding it, because wanted to impress / / /\ \ |
you guys. nothing but a pitiful drunk. ( / \/ \ |
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if you look his outfit you might think \ \____.------ ___/ |
he is a boy scout. sorry, he ain't! \ \ -·¯¯¯¯¯¯ \_|
one day he, totally messed up, walked /\__/ \__ \)
in the woods and found couple of boyscouts · · __) ·
well, he beat em' and stole their \ , _/ | /
uniforms. he was just way too tired \ ¯ | /
living as a ostrich. later on he took \ | /
a human name for himself, jorma (german /_______|______\
name, if I remember right). | | | |
he will bequeath his clothes and sTZ! | | | |
identity for his relatives. ____:--: :--:____
peace! ·~¯ X ¯~·
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· (__oo__) young osrtich.
) ( '·. as you watch that picture you'll
/ /¯¯¯¯U¯~·.__) see that he has quite a 'horny'
sTZ! / / . expression. well he is horny!
/ ./ he is going to check few ost-babes!
/ ./ he is young and interested of babes!!
____/ /_ like we all were, except those
/ (__/ \ who born to be gay (well actually
/ \\ I don't know anything about
· , '' · their lusts, so I just quit the
· \ ) subject!) ok, this one likes
\ \) / female ostrichs tho'!
.-.\ \)______/ he masTurbates when babes are not
/ \\\) | \ \ available. so masturbating is
· \ \\) | \ \ .-, not so popular! they fuck like maniacs!
| | |\____/ \ \ · / ) not like people. they have real
`-|-' \ \/ / "nussijaiset" almost every weekend, mMm!
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confused ostrich. \`-, .- /
has lost his map and don't know ~¯\ (¯~
where to go. there ain't gonna .' /(__/:
bobmarleys help at this time. ( · .
they are very fast movers, maybe \ \
this one moved just a bit too ____ _ _.-----._ ) ·
fast and lost the map. (___ ¯¯~~/~ ~·. /
ok, they move fast, so they (__ ,~ \
need lot of drinking, like (_.-/ , \
the hippopotamus, except they · / \ , ____
are not fast! some times you | / · \ ~¯ ___)
can see when they collapse \/ / / \ ___)
for beer, sad! but I bet this (_// / ___ _· ·.___)
one has drank someting else (_/ /|__: :,-·'
than beer, jeah. it's not (_/ | | |
what I'm drinking now but almost, | | | | sTZ!
a style-cola. the real thirst | | | |
quencher! try it! | | | |
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| that is it for now. what did you learn? now, don't tell | `-'|
| me that you didn't learn anything. you couldn't know | ||
| everything about ostrich. they are not that famous animals |sTZ! ||
| ..well maybe you could. you have to be atleast little | ___||___
| smart because you have been wathing my collections, eh? | / ` \
| no I really gotta leave you guys, I have a date with |( / \ )
| beautiful female camel. going to ask little about their | \_______\ )
| life and maybe later on I will make a camel guide to you, _|_ / / | | \)
| so u can learn everything you need to know about camels. ( \ ) / | |
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style file id ....................................................... Tango
stezotehic ascii ................................................. Crusader
all ostrich \ ascii \ design ................................... Stezotehic
release date ..................................................... 06-03-98
original size ...................................................... 13 420
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