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<-|:::::: l o s p r o f i l o s
::::::| until' the year two gee
:::::::
" w E::::K::E e P p L A n E t S I n O R b I T "
:::::::
. .......
. ::::::: ..
.: ::::::: : ... _ _ :
.......:::::::.. : :.. . ·<-/-----------------------------/_|__
. .: . ....... :..: . / |
_\___:__ :__ .: ___|__ .. and after three days, |
.____\ \ / \_ .____\ \ |
| \ \ _/___| \ \ he rose from his grave .. |
| / / \ \ / / /
__|___ / /___________\__ /_____/ ---------------------------/|--->·
| \_____\ _: rDm · .
· : \ : ______ ___ _ ______ r E D d E M O N _____\ _
.. . : .__:_\ \ / \_ .__\\ / /_______________._____\ \
: ..... : | \ \ _/___| / // /| \\ \
:.: ..: : | / / \ \ \ \ | / /
: | |___ /_____/___________\____\ \ ______________|____ / /
: |__._.: ... . /_____/ _\_____\
. :.............: \
:. ::::::: ·
:::::::
-[ the saga continues where i left you, back in lp!-str1.txt ]-
:::::::
:::::::
::::::: A paper dated 31 december 1997 glided over the
::::::: empty roads of San Rio, just like a forgotten
::::::: dream.Once you experience the dream, and it will
::::::: fill you with joy or fear, but soon as you wake
::::::: up, it's all part of a life never lived. That
::::::: paper only lives one day.Then, and only then, on
::::::: that single day, the paper holds interests. That
::::::: paper holds a value, but when a new dawn rises,
::::::: and a new paper leaves the presses, the old one
::::::: isn't worth the shit on the cerbs. Just for one
::::::: day, for the unmeasurable moment in infinity,
::::::: that paper goes from riches to rags.From life to
::::::: death. Like a condom, which is the vital key
::::::: between life and death. Life is the crime, a new
::::::: baby is born, death is the penalty, Aids is your
::::::: executioner. For those brief moments of inter-
::::::: course, a thin layer of latex is what forms your
::::::: barrier against the Grim Reaper. Isn't that
::::::: ironic, the only thing that keeps us, mankind,
::::::: in existence, our way of reproduction, is also
::::::: the way for us to kill ourselves.As we travel to
::::::: great hights in our sexual joys, we knowingly
::::::: choose between life and death.
:::::::
::::::: As that paper crosses the pavement, having no
::::::: control of where it shall travel to, it enters
::::::: an alley. And as the wind gusts on, lifting up
::::::: the paper one last time before dropping it in
::::::: its final resting place, a dark puddle of mud, a
::::::: hand from the shadow grabs the paper swiftly,
::::::: like an eagle picking up his prey from the water
::::::: The man, still living in a state of relaxation
::::::: caused by the great portion of thc and alcohol
::::::: still in his blood, he takes a quick glance at
::::::: the writings, and mumbles:
·······
" damn .. still no bloody snow in the Rockies "
.......
::::::: And for just another glimps of time, the paper
::::::: had meaning again to that man who now slowly
::::::: planted one hand on the concreet. Trying to get
::::::: on his feet, but his body thinks otherwise.A few
::::::: seconds pass while the figure in the alley
::::::: stands shacking on his legs. Almost falling over
::::::: like an antilope making his first steps.He moves
::::::: himself with the last strengths in his body,
....... towards an old chinese restaurant.The sign above
::::::: the door which the man enters, spells:
:::::::
:::::::
....... .
..........:::::::... .. //\ ·
: .._.__ : .... : __/ \__:
:.. : : | :..: : .\ /|__ _
: _|____: : .. : | |
. | | /\ ·· . .: .__ ______ | ______|
| _|__/ \____ ___/\ ______ | \ \.____\ \ __________
.. | \ / \ / | \ \ \ \ _ /.
: | \ /| \ | / / / / / |
|_____/ \|_____/\______\ | /_____/|___ / //__________|__
...... /____/\____\ ... . |_____| rDm | \_____\ |
: ..: : : : | . ·
. : |_....: e N T:E R P R I C E s _ __|_ _|
:.................. : |/_ _\
::::::: :...: . / \ /
....... .: /: \//
::::::: · . ·
:::::::
:::::::
....... Walking across the room, his body starts working
::::::: more properly. Getting used to the room turning
::::::: around it. After pulling the leve next to the
::::::: Peking Duck cabinet, the man slides through a
::::::: hidden door, right next to the golden lion statue
::::::: A servant who sees him, quickly aproaches to help
::::::: the man into the elevator. And as the lift makes
::::::: its way to the sixth floor, the servant speaks:
·······
" mR. Demon, a happy new year to you. "
rDm " yah, thanks, same to you.. here's a grand, go spend it on level
two.But first bring my bong, fully loaded, to my suite. "
" And what do you wish it to be loaded with, sir? "
rDm " fuck, serve me anything, bammer, blow, bomb, brown, bud, buddha,
cannabis, cheeba, chronic, dank, doubage, ganja, grass, green,
groove weed, hash, herb, ill, Indo, iszm, Lebanon, Mary Jane , pot,
sess, shake, skunk, stress, tabacci, Thai, wacky... any type o'shit "
" certainly sir "
rDm " thanks Gaybird .. or whateva the hell your name was .. "
gay? " Jay sir.. Jaybird, the tag says Jaybird "
.......
::::::: And as the doors opened on the sixth floor, a
::::::: single word ran through my mind;
·······
rDm " back "
.......
::::::: ..
.........:::::::....... :
: .. ._____ _____ : .. .
: ·· _| | | :..: ___
:... \ | |. / \_ s t r i k e t h r e e
: \ | /_____ / _/____ the final chapter
.: | | / // \ \ _.
:... |_____|____\ \_____________\ \|
: ______ /_____/ _ ______.__ ______ ._____ ______ ___
. / /______.___\\/ /| \ \| |____\ \ / \_
/ /| | \| \ \ | \ \ _/___
\ _| \ / / | / / \ \
\___________\|_____\/_____/ /_____/|_____|___ / /___________\
._____ |_____| \_____\
______| |_ ______ ._____ ______ ___ rDm _______
/ _/ /___\ \| |____ / // \_ / _/
.____\ \| / \ \ | / // _/____.____\ \
| \\ \ | / / | \ \ \ | \\ \
|___________/_____|___ / /|_____|_____\ \__________|___________/
._____ \_____\ _________ /_____/
______ \¾¾¾¾ -¾¾ ________ __
\¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ _____ ¾¾
¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ .
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¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾ ..: ..
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....... ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾ :
-[ t h e u m p i r e s:t r i:k e s b a c k ]- :: :
. ...: : :: ................:
. :.......: . :::::::
:. .: :::::::
:::::::
The alien ressurection of master Luke, :::::::
together with low profile as the force :::::::
for him to command. This time i'm not :::::::
just a player in this game, hell no, :::::::
i'm also the man in black behind plate :::::::
callin' my own shots. So i'm water and :::::::
fire, judge and jury, god and also the :::::::
demon.But i'm even more then that, i'm :::::::
the creator here aswell, so i hold the :::::::
balance which controls good and evil :::::::
Remember this when you're having a bad :::::::
day, it's just me playing with you. So :::::::
in this game you're a player aswell, :::::::
in you're own littl' league that is... :::::::
:::::::
Matt a.k.a. Red Demon :::::::
: ... ::::::: ..
_|_____ . ... .: : :...:::::::... :
| | :.....: .. :...
' c a u s e | _|_______________.____/\ ______·· :
· | | /| \ / .....:
.. ..: w e d o n ' t | |_ _ | \ :...
: .... :.... |_____|/______________|_____/\______\ _ :
· : :.....: . P L A Y ! _. ._____ \/ .
.__:______ _\______ ._________ \| | | ___ rDm
| \ \.____\ \ __________| _ \ ___| | / \_
| \ \ \ \ /| /_____/ | |/ _/ _
| / / / / _ | _ . | / \\->·
| /_____/|___ / //__________| \ |______|___ /________________\
|_____| . \_____\ _ ..... |_____| |
. . :: \ : : ·
:.....:.....:..... · : d:a s m o k a ' s c h o i c e
::::::: . :......: : .. .
::::::: :. :....:
:::::::
:::::::
::::::: _________
::::::: _________ __ \¾¾¾¾ ¾¾
::::::: \¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ _____ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾- ¾¾
::::::: _¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ___
::::::: ·<-\¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾/->·
::::::: .. ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾__¾¾
. ::::::: · ... ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾¾¾¾__¾¾
.: ::::::: : :... . ¾¾¾¾¾ ¾¾
:: :.....:::::::....: _____. ¾¾¾¾¾ . s T R I K E t H R E E
....: ______ ___ _| | ______ _\______ ______
: .____\ \ / \_ \ |/ /_____.____\ \._____\ \ .
: | \ \ _/__|_ / /| | \ \ \\ \ . ::
. | / / \ \ \ | / / / / :....
|___ / /____________\__|\___________|___ / /|______\_____\ ..:
\_____\ rDm . ... \_____\ _ . :: :
: :. .. \ ....:..........: .
:.......: · ::::::: .:
· :::::::
:::::::
:::::::
The solid steel doors, made to withhold even the :::::::
heaviest gunfire, spread open like the legs of a :::::::
hooker, leading you to her pussy. And behind :::::::
those doors everything was warm.I felt home, the :::::::
place where you lay your head, after so much :::::::
travelling.'Cause travelling is what i had done. :::::::
I've seen the corners of the world, seen all the :::::::
seven seas, but now i had returned. When i :::::::
entered, i saw Triv and Axeblade in the mirror. :::::::
They were in the hot springs tub, together with :::::::
some fine chica's, and my loaded bong was next :::::::
to the champagne cooler. I crossed the lobby, :::::::
towards the steamy bathroom, as a slurpy sound :::::::
grew stronger.It was hard to clearify the sound, :::::::
was it the movement of lips on dicks, or the :::::::
buppling of the water in my bong.The mysts grew :::::::
more thick as i walked on ... :::::::
:::::::
t^ " aahh, yeah baby, giv' it to ma.. nice and sweet " :::::::
<shshshsssllurpp.. shlurp..> :::::::
:::::::
Since the myst was making it hard for me to see, :::::::
i presumed Trivialos was talking to one of his :::::::
bitches. So it came as a big suprice, when i was :::::::
standing toe-touching the tub, seeying Trivial :::::::
with his arms around the bong, holding it like :::::::
a newborn baby. Still the slurping sound touched :::::::
my earlobes.On the other end of the tub Axeblade :::::::
was sitting, legs wide, as a head went up and :::::::
down in de water, like a pump draining the oil :::::::
from this earth. :::::::
:::::::
t^ " hey Red Demonskio! what the fuck!, wassup man?!? :::::::
rDm " yo ma man, what the fuck is it your doin' man? :::::::
you didn't loose your interest for women since i :::::::
left rite? whatchu holding ma bong for man? " :::::::
t^ " i still love my women, i'm holding mary jane rite :::::::
now, hahae " :::::::
aB! " .. get lost bitch .. Yah, Red, long time no see! :::::::
how was your trip? " :::::::
rDm " bad man .. imma never take those bad pills again, :::::::
i found myself in the gutter this mornin' after :::::::
that shit .. " :::::::
aB! " nay man.. your snowboard trip around the globe " :::::::
rDm " word, that shit was the bomb man .. tons a snow, :::::::
and i ain't talkin' no coke here, you know what'm :::::::
sayin' .. i got all the riches in live.. all b's :::::::
beats, beaches, bitches, boarding, booze, babes, :::::::
you name it man.. " :::::::
t^ " get your ass in the tub man .. here take your bong :::::::
too, imma take a break now .. <slam> " :::::::
:::::::
Those were Trivs last words, as his head fell on :::::::
some bitches shoulder.I could use a decent bath, :::::::
for i had been laying in the dirt for a couple :::::::
of hours this morning. Stepping into the hot :::::::
water, those mememories faded, like the dirt :::::::
slipping of my skin. I grabbed my bong to take a :::::::
few hits.. puff.. puffff.. puffffff.. it only :::::::
took three strikes to put me next to Triv, on ::::::|
the other shoulder. .. :::::::
..... · :: ::::::|
_. : : ..... ::::::| ..
\| . :....: :::::
· :: ._____ lets take a ._____ _____ .. ::::
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: ....: / _/ | / \_ short _____|_ // \ :...
...: .____\ \ |/ _/____ / _/ / _ \ ....:
: | \\ \ ___| \ \___\ \ |_____/_____\ : ..
:.. |___________/ /_____________\ \\ \ ___| ..... : ··
: :. . |___________/ : . :.....: .
:.......:........ s I E S T A ... . .....: :. .:
... ::::::| :..............: : .. . ·
: ::::::| :..:
:::::::
::::::| logo say what now?
:::::::
::::::: ool - Trivialo
::::::| oo2 - Bustin' Loose
::::::: oo3 - He always follows me
::::::: oo4 - Man is darker then his shadow
::::::: oo5 - DeathStar
::::::: oo6 - Dark Flash
::::::: oo7 - Mark Ryder
::::::: oo8 - Aalto
::::::: oo9 - Coffee Break
::::::: olo - Inhale
|:::::: oll - No Future
::::::: o12 - Ansi
. |::::::
<-/--|::::::
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| / \ \ / /| | |/ \| | /.
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::::::: | | | / \ \ \
::::::: t o t h e |_____|______|_____\/_____/____________\
:::::::
::::::: s c e n e ..
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::
::::::: my legs and body felt completely warm, but my
::::::: head felt like stuck to a piece of gum, when i
::::::: woke up. I was still in the hot tub, we left it
::::::: on so it must have been bubblin' for like six
::::::: hours. The body attached to the shoulder i fell
::::::: asleep on, was still in a state of dreams. Triv
::::::: on the other hand was already awake, and i heard
::::::: the slurpy noise again.
·······
t^ " i didn't wake you man, 'cos .. <sshhllurp>, i didn't now what you
had done, like say the last couple months .. <puffff>
so tell me man.. what *is* it you've been doin' all that time "
.......
::::::: So i started my story, from the very first day
::::::: that i left Amsterdam, 'bout the stewardesses in
::::::: the bird, who stopt serving me vodka (so i was
::::::: forced to get it myself). About my work on the
::::::: tabaccofarms ( and the whole lotta smokin' we
::::::: did), the nice hotel in Toronto, the night it
::::::: rained like hell in Niagara, my tour in NYC,
::::::: where i met some phunky peeps.I continued about
::::::: my trip to Chicago, where i flew my own plane,
::::::: and where i met Jonas. The roadtrip to Minnea-
::::::: polis, Swift Current (where our fuckin' van
::::::: broke down), and to Calgary (beers for 25 cents)
::::::: After that it was Banff, to do some serious
::::::: snowboarding in even more serious ice, and my
::::::: final resting place Vancouver, where the lovely
::::::: chicks live (hi Colombe, Christine, Nicole and
::::::: Stef).By the time i came to the end of my story,
::::::: the bathroom was crowded. Stratos came strolling
::::::: in together with some chica, and Blade thought
::::::: it was time for him to take yet another bath.
::::::: After sitting inside for so long, we all decided
::::::: we might aswell take a ride.No GT's or beamers,
::::::: we took a simple Dodge van, so the cops won't
::::::: suspect shit. Them gettobirds are always on our
::::::: ass.On our way that shit went a littl' somethin'
::::::: like this:
·······
st! " pass the bong man, pass that bong, let me get on this mission like
Indiana Jones .. "
rDm " na man.. see, i'm on a mission nigga's say is impossible, but when
i swing my swords they're all choppable.I'd be the bodydropper, the
hearbeatstopper .. so watch you're yourself, cos although nigga's
me be behind ya, don't mean they got your back .. "
t^ " hey yo blade, where the fuck is it we're goin?!? "
aB! " fuck i dunno man, but what the fuck is that light above us man, noway
the getto bird is on us man .. i ain't driving this stinking van for
no reason! "
st! " hell yeah, what the fucks that shit man .. think the pigs peeped us
man?.. damn, gotto be cos Misfit is still laying low, them bitches
must think we got that nigga here .. like we's stoopid or sumthin "
.......
::::::: As we all looked at the bright light up in the
::::::: sky, we felt the car suddenly started to move in
::::::: the vertical direction.
·······
aB! " fucksake, where fuckin' flying .. this ain't no Will-Smith-im-just-
cruisin'-kinda-car .. "
t^ " hell, you think the cops got new tech? "
rDm " whateva it is, i won't Scotty to beam this baby down! "
t^ " yo deee, what the fuck did you put in that bong man? .. "
rDm " shit i dunno man, i didn't load that shit, it was that slave, that
Gaybird type-o'guy.. "
t^ " Gaybird?.. the only male slave we have is James.. fuck, you should've
known not to trust a butler, who's name isn't James "
.......
::::::: We kept argueing about names of butlers, untill
::::::: we we're swallowed by what we thought was the
::::::: gettobird. But noway the pigs owned a heli this
::::::: size, so it had to be something else. The answer
::::::: was pretty clear, when a blue eyed, grey faced
::::::: "man" opened the door to our van. Definetly not
::::::: human. Oyeah, Triv passed out ..
·······
rDm " where the hell did Spock came from?!?.. imma take my .45 and put a
cap in his ass "
aB! " my call .. (as he grabbed his .38)
" GKs'oGh NarUmjA`di "
st! " whats mR. Klingon all stressed up 'bout ? "
" GhjaRikamE SalaMi CaraMbaRes .. <click>
sorry humans, i forgot to turn on my Acme (tm) Universal Translator
like i said, your puny little handguns do not server any purpose
here. You are currently in a Metrical A-directional Forcefield.
Your firearms will not work in here "
rDm " whats your name, bubba? "
" you can call me FOO, i'm here do disgust with you a trade "
st! " i say we take this Foo peep on with the fists! "
rDm " lets here what he has got to say, speak your mind FOOl "
FOO " i heard that .. first, let me take you to our meeting lounge "
.......
::::::: FOO let the way through a long hall.There was no
::::::: need to walk, 'cause we were all on one of those
::::::: Magic Carpet (tm) thingies (ya know, them moving
::::::: sidewalks you see in the airport, the ones you
::::::: always break your neck on once you step off.. ).
::::::: It was a good thing they had those Magic Carpet
::::::: Rides (tm), now we didn't have to carry Trivial.
::::::: After he bumped his head a couple of times when
::::::: we crossed an Acme (tm) FOO - Replicator (not to
::::::: confuse with Star Trek's Food - Replicators), he
::::::: came by. Through semi-transparent windows we
::::::: could see other aliens working in their high
::::::: tech rooms. In one of those chambers, i saw 1o
::::::: FOO's watching teevee, and i wondered ..
·······
rDm " what is it you guys are doin' in there? "
FOO " we are studying normal social behavior of the human species "
rDm " ahh, so you DO have camera's on earth, watchin' our asses 24/7! "
FOO " no, we got Ricky Lake reruns "
rDm " doh! "
....... We entered a great hall, which served as a
::::::: meeting hall. Since we were the only once there,
::::::: and we had already met, the hall didn't serve
::::::: much of a purpose. FOO started talking to us but
::::::: i wasn't really listening.I keept looking around
::::::: still wondering if this was not yet another
::::::: hallucination of my twisted mind. As i glanced
::::::: around the room, and look at the semitransparent
::::::: windows, my eyes met with another pair. Just for
::::::: a split second i could have sworn i saw Behemoth
::::::: walking in one of the hallways.
·······
FOO " .. so our offer to you is, supreme Alien Technology.Which will put you
on top of the ascii biz "
t^ " no fuckin' way we're making a deal with you, i made a pact with the
devil, and already is one deal to many "
st! " yah, we don't need no Alien Tech to help our asses, we's on top of
everybody .. specially females "
FOO " i was afraid you might react like this.Those Ricky reruns paid off
in the long run.Therefor we imprisoned one of your members.Misfit
is currently held in one of our torture chambers "
rDm " i know Misfit, no torture is too hard for him, he won't budge "
FOO " we are making him watch Pioneer Design collections, day in day out,
week in week out.. "
rDm " damn, no mortal man can withstand that, we gotto do sumthin' "
.......
::::::: My mind started running like Carl Lewis, my
::::::: braincells "twistin and turning" like the Chilli
::::::: Peppers. And then an image came to me, a sign
::::::: saying "keep out". So it was definetly a place
::::::: for us to visit. Now to let the rest of the crew
::::::: know i had a plan.. well, sort of ..
·······
rDm " when i raise my trigger finger .. "
<BLAAMMM>
t^ " all you nigga's hit the decks! "
.......
::::::: With a fast right hand, one you certainly did
::::::: not expect from Triv, he knocked down the alien.
::::::: Then we had to act fast, 2fast actually, because
::::::: we already heard a noise of an alarm in the far
::::::: distance.Stratos pulled out his swiss army knife
::::::: and cut of the head of FOO, while Triv undressed
::::::: After the brains were sucked out of the head
::::::: (and after i swallowed them, i was in need of
::::::: some fresh cells) Triv fitted on for size.
::::::: Perfect fit (wadda ya expect, it had a tag; one
::::::: size fits all.. ).Then we swiftly moved back to
::::::: the FOO - Replicator, where Triv stepped in,
::::::: only his head sticking out.Another slurpy noise
::::::: was heard, this time it was the machine placing
::::::: Trivial in a new body. As he stepped out of the
::::::: apparatus a group of FOO-likes came rushing in.
·······
FOO1 " is their a problem here? "
t^ (now in disguse as FOO) " nope officer.. i mean, no, no problem here,
this human here just passed out, and we must take him with us "
FOO1 " ahh, he's hit the bong one to many times .. haha "
t^ " well actually .. "
.......
::::::: We immediatly grabbed Triv and walked on, not
::::::: wanting him to start a discussion on the fact
::::::: that you can never hit a bong to long. So we
::::::: walked down the corridor, when all of a sudden
::::::: we saw Ramon standing puffing a big owl.
·······
st! " yo Ramones, wassup man! "
rN! " hey yo, im just chillin' here man.. <pufff>, here Red hold my shit
for a sec man "
st! " how the hell did you end up here? "
rN! " man, i was just mindin' ma own biz, workin' on my shrooms, when
suddenly this big-'o-ass light was above me. I thought, damn, i
can grow some serious weed underneath that lamp!
Then i was beamed up, and i met up with some peep named DOO.
Well, i passed him the spliff, and he was out after one suck...
so i had to roll another one 'cause that DOOd was droolin' all
over it .. then you guys were standing next to me, like you're
doin' rite at this very moment "
st! " well, we gotto find Misfit, and blow this popsticklejoint "
rN! " what JOINT!? .. ahh. .oh yeah "
.......
::::::: We continued our way passing all the windows,
::::::: now running on the Magic Carpet Ride (tm). We
::::::: just kept running as fast as our legs could,
::::::: faster and faster, pushing harder and harder. We
::::::: were so focused on getting to Misfit, we didn't
::::::: notice we were on the wrong Ride, walkin against
::::::: the grain. Finally when another human passed us
::::::: by, slowly walking with all ease, we found out
::::::: we had to switch lanes. That human, which we
::::::: didn't give any attention to, was actually Mogue
::::::: Everybody knows his style was extratorestrial,
|:::::: no wonder he's walking around here. As we were
::::::: desperatly searching for Misfit, my mind started
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::::::: The sudden impact with the ground, when we
::::::: stepped of the Magic Carpet (tm) took me back to
::::::: the realm of reality. As i turned my head, still
::::::: laying on the floor, i saw my clan looking down
::::::: on me, it reminded me of my younger days.I never
::::::: was a tall kid, and peeps always pushed me down,
::::::: but as many times they held me down, i always
::::::: got up, can nobody hold me down. A hand reached
::::::: out to me, and i got up.
·······
t^ " damn, we ain't neva gonna find Mis in this maze.Lets split up,
and see if just one of us can find him "
rDm " yah, and then what? .. then that person would be lookin' fo
three others, which will take him three times as long "
st! " deee's rite ya'll, we gotta stick together.
Heyo Ramones, what ya'll be doin' there man "
rN! " what? .. i can't hear ya man, there's someone screaming like a
newborn fuckin' baby man!
Yo, check this man, its Misman, he's in here bein' forced to look at
some real ugly shit man .. damn, is that .. no it can't be ..
damn, thats Pioneer Design. No wonder he's cryin' his head off "
rDm " lets get him the hell outta that room, and found ourselves a way
home, back to San Rio, back to ma ladies "
.......
::::::: The room was deserted, except for Misfit and a
::::::: screen showing horrid pictures of ascii. The
::::::: reason the room was empty, was that even the
::::::: aliens couldn't withstand such visual vandalisme
::::::: When Misfit was destrapped from the chair, we
::::::: headed back to the docking bay, where our trusty
::::::: Dodge was stilled parked.
·······
-M- " hey, ain't we gonna do one of those Star Wars scenes, where I fight
Darth, as you leave with the van? Just like Obi Wan ya know "
t^ " no, 'cause Obi died in that scene man "
-M- " true, but he lived on in Luke's mind though "
.......
::::::: This clearly shows that the effects of the ascii
::::::: terrorisme on Misfits brain. So may this be a
::::::: warning to all you kids out there! We all hopped
::::::: in the van, eager to leave this shithole.Problem
::::::: was we had to make a 7oo meter fall ..
·······
rN! " no problemo man, this van's got pneumatics and hydrolics like crazy,
that'll take care of the shock "
st! " yeah, we'd be landing g-stylish.. ain't nuttin but a g-thang baby! "
.......
::::::: And so it happend, although the landing was a
::::::: bit harder then expected, we all made in one
::::::: piece. We cruised of smoothly like nothing ever
::::::: happened.On to yet another fine mess ..
:::::::
::::::: pS. maybe you missed 2orro in the ep, but theres
::::::: a perfectly sane reason for that, he couldn't
::::::: make it cos he was feading the ducks in the pond
::::::: of the mental institution.
::::::: Matt a.k.a. red demon
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::::::: i would like to take this oppertunity to thank all my
::::::: peeps in the low pro clan, for keeping shit real in the
::::::: period i wasn't there.Best of all to you in the new year!
:::::::
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| lP!-dEDi.tXT 'bRING dA pAIN' | | rED dEE |
| lP!-sPiN.tXT 'lET dA rECORD sPIN' | | tRiViAL |
| lP!-fORU.tXT 'a tASTE OF pROFiLE' | | tRiViAL |
| lP!-hAtE.tXT 'H A T E' | | rAMoNe |_ .
| lP!-bOMb.tXT 'bOMb thE sYsTeM' | | Misfit |//
| lP!-LpdS.tXT 'La Pusta deL SoL' | | rAMoNe /
| lP!Plain.Lha 'Plain' | | ZorrO /|
| lP!-uZI.txt 'DriveBy' | | ALL! |
| lP!-lET.tXt 'Low end theory' | | rN!-aB! |
| lP!-iNDI.tXT 'iNDIVIDUaRT' | | rED dEE |
| lP!-hO!.tXT 'Unnamed Fukkup' | | tRIViAL |
| lP!-rESP.tXT 'Blunts, Pieces ..' | | rED dEE |
| lP!-fATS.tXT 'For all that Shit' | | Misfit |
| lP!-oOC!.tXT ' Out of Cans' | | tRiViAL |
| lP!-n4L!.tXT 'Niggaz 4 Life' | | rAMONe |
| lP!-iNSU.tXT 'Inner Sun' | | zEUS |
| lP!-fS.tXT 'First Strike' | | rED dEE |
| lP!-2xWP.tXT 'Devil Made It' | | tRiViAL |
| lP!-bbS.tXT 'bUCKEt·bONg·sHAbANg' | ! tRiViAL |
| lP!-sTR2.tXT ' Strike Two ' | | rED dEE |
: lP!-sCT1.TXT 'sCANDiNAViAN tOUR!' | | tRiViAL |
| lP!-sOA1.LHA ' sTATE oF aRt #1 ' | : tRiViAL |
| lP!-hSOC.tXT ' hIGHER sTATE oF..' | | tRiViAL |
: lP-sKOOL.tXT 'sKOOLofHArdKnoCKz..' | | rAMOna! :
| lP!-dSK.tXT ' tHE lONE dERANGEr ' : | tRiViAL |
: lP!-dMUB.tXT ' dIZ ME uP biTcH!.' | | triViaL :
| lP!-sTR3.tXT' tHE uMPIRE sTRIKES ' | | rED dEE |.
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