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`-- katharsis!ascii - presents - poskgubbe in "sorry I'm a lady" ------------'
1. I am not female.
2. I am not gay.
3. "Sorry I'm a lady" is a song by Baccara.
4. oh yeah.. maybe this will make it 31337 bytes
5. here we go again. :) 100 bytes short
6. bytes bytes bytes!
7. kew.
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"artificial insemination" for spermwh. : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
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_/ _ / \ _/ / -\____ / \____\-------/=____/ _ _/ _/
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`---------------------- / -\_/ _/ _ \_ _ / ->
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"bulls, confs, music" for distance. : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
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\_ \/ _/ /___\_ __/_____/ \_/ _/_____
_/ \/ \___ / /___ / \__ \/ /
`----/_____= \______/==X_____/\____= \______/
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"file areas" for hash of funkiest : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
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: /______/ \ =\______/= :
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____\_ / \ _/ _/ _ \_____\_ / _/_____
_/ _ /=====\ /\ \____/ _ _/ __ /
\____\---- \____/ =\---' \____\---\---\ /=
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`--------] file areas [---fUNKIEST!------'
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
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______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
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\__ _____ / /____/ _/ _/ \ _\__/ _ _/ __ / -\_
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============== cuz we gon hit you with the ultimate funk shit! ============
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"guru meditation" for some swedish nerd: ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
\ _/ \===/ / |___/ _/ _/ / \ __\ |____ :
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| ===/_____/ /__\-====\______/ /_____ |
| \___ / / \___ / / |
| = \______/= = \______/= |
| __________ pktS! _________ |
____ ____________ ___\ _/ \______\______________\_ ________________
\_ \/ _/ _ \_/ _ \ \_____/_ __/ _ \__ __/_____/ _ _ /
_/ \/ \_ \____/ / / \_/ -\____/ / -\_/ \/____/ /___/ \
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"heat" for Heat : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
\ _/ \===/ / |___/ _/ _/ / \ __\ |____ :
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_________ ______________
\_ /_________________\_ \__ __/
_/ / _/ _ _/ _ // -\_
-\____/ \ \___\____\----/ -------'
=/______=\---'
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"paskana" for hash of funkiest : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
\ _/ \===/ / |___/ _/ _/ / \ __\ |____ :
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_____________ ____ _____ / /_______ _________________ ____
\_ _ /___\_ \_/ _/___ / / _ /___\_ \_ _ /___\_ \_
_/ \_____/ _ / __ _/ _/ \_/ _ /____/ _/ _ /
\_____\- \____\l /----\ \____\ /\____\l /-===/ \____\l /-
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"phusis" for fungus : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
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\----> _/ \_____/ / _/ /___\_ __ _/ \_ __ / \
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"sky high" for drax : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
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/ _/____/ / __/ / / \_ /_____\___/ __ \_\_ /_____
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"sperm whale" for "sperm whale" : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
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_____ ____________ __________ _____ _____
/ _/_\_ _ _________\_ _ \/ \_ \/ _/
_/ __ _/ \_____/ _ \_/ \ _/ _/ \/ \_ __________
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|_ _l / | / /_________\_ \_ /__/ _ \_
\_ _ | / / _/ _ _/ _/ \ \____/
`---\ ______/ \____\----\ =\______=\---'
\__/ =/_______=
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"vortex" for some nerd. : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ /_ \/ _/ \/ \_/ _ / |
______ _______ __ /__ \___-- `---/____=\___\---/- |
______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
\---\ / _/ \ _/ /\____/ l __| \_ /_\___\---/-\ | / :
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/ | _/ _ \_ _ \__\_ __/ _ \_ | _/
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----------' `----/=====\______/------=`------------| \_
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\________(\_____(\------\____(\/----/----------| / /
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sorry I'm a lady! Just a little shady!| ____ |
"purg" and "food" file_id.diz : ________ /___ _____ ___ |
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______ _/ _ \_ \_ _ \/ | / : ___ |
\_ _/_\___/___/____/ \ _/ |____ : ___\_ \_ _______ ;
_/ __ /-\_ _ \===/ /|/ | : _____ _/ _ /______ /__
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_\/__/ purg # 6
1 year anniversary!
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- tinyz - sparr - poskgubbe - hiro protagonist - redd -
- motion man - k-spiff - shock-g - sliver - cyber kid -
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filename! author! title! month!
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kts-obhb.txt Tinyz Original Broken Hearted Bohmbah january
kts-smlr.txt Cyber Kid Small Respects colly january
pkts-dci.txt Poskgubbe Dunston Checks In january
kts-lady.txt Poskgubbe Sorry I'm a lady! Just a little Shady! february
e-mail us at: posky@hell.catt.ncsu.edu
or mail muh on cloudcity or artificial insemination
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| \ / \ _/ \ \____/ / |/ \_ / -\_/ __ / :
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credits for this colly:
mastermind ................................................ poskgubbe
file_id.diz ........................................... eerie^kts!asc
title ascii "sorry I'm a lady" ....................... sulphur^orange
I was just in aciddraw drawing the greets ascii and suddenly it disappeared!
[I was moving something else from another page, and then I canceled it,
and the "greets" ascii wasn't there anymore.]
greets to: (alpha)
acen, cyberkid, der piipo, distance, dune, fahrenheit, frank,
hash, hiro protagonist, hoplite, lasol, lemming, mostly harmless,
prizm, rEDD, rZA, shock-g, sparr, sulphur, tinyz, whodini, wog.
original size: 31337 bytes
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baccara of kts!ascii presents:
sorry I'm a lady! just a little shady!
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